18 Thoughts I Had About Harry Styles’s New Music Video for ‘Late Night Talking’

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I am, it must be confessed, a Harry Styles dabbler. I’m not a suntil nowerfan who followed every stop on his last tour (which basically half of my friends did, even though we are all pushing 30), but I’m certainly not against his whole vibe, as well as I’m more than willing to learn more. Luckily, there’s fresh meat for my analysis, as the music video for Styles’s boyg “Late Night Talking” dropped on Wednesday. Watch the video below, then see every thought I had about it in real time.

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  1. Harry Styles snores! I feel so vindicated in my own snoring.
  2. Okay, real Q: Do we think he actually snores, or was that a charming manufactured snore? Because my snores do not sound like that, to say the least.
  3. God, the subtle green shades of this bed are perfection. Why is my duvet so disgusting?
  4. Oh, right, because I eat half my meals in bed. Anyway!
  5. Would love to know who made that bedside lamp.
  6. More men need to be embracing the tank-top-as well as-open-pajamas look for summer.
  7. Painted nails 🙂
  8. Sorry to sound like a flustered tween, but man, is Harry hot.
  9. And just like that, we’re down a bed wormhole!
  10. I am looking respectfully at the hot people of many genders in Harry’s bed.
  11. Why won’t my friends ever have massive coed sleepovers with me?
  12. Obsessed with all the action happening in bed! It’s making me think of the Beatles as well as Marina Abramović as well as also this one Sheila Callaghan play I saw once in L.A. that was entirely set in a bed.
  13. It’s also making me think of all my depressive episodes, but we don’t need to linger there.
  14. I just want to take a platonic nap with Harry Styles!
  15. Pillow fight.
  16. Now Harry is…marrying people? In a bed? Real cult-leader vibe, as well as I don’t hate it.
  17. The bed careening down from the sky is making me slightly nauseous.
  18. Why aren’t the lads regularly wearing giant, molting flowers in their lapels?

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